ePiSoDe 87: Too cool for school, the youth of today..

I've got to admit, despite constantly shaking my fist at the sky and wishing for the crash of civilisation as we know it, I cant quite put the HTC away; "Look! it's showing me the weather in Tokyo, how cool is that!"

So having admit that, I think I have every right to bitch about how these 'smart(ass)phones' are actually more of  a pain than anything else. And despite the ability to take a picture of your penis, crop it (ha) and post it on Twitter and Facebook in the matter of seconds, one mobile/smartphone feature that I never understood still seems to exist in most new handsets, begging the question;

"Mr HTC, Mr Nokia, Mr Samsung and Mr Apple, why do you continue to add speaker phone as a feature to your phones?" Why do I need to fucking hear (insert current music fad) latest song on fucking repeat whenever I unfortunately have to use public transport? Why would I possibly want to listen to your shitty, badly produced  untalented, repetitive, unimaginative and monotonous collection of sound waves that claims to be music.

I'm 25, I'm too old to put up with you, so next time I will stare directly into your eyes, and when you realise that I am looking at you and overreact by stabbing me with the nearest broken bottle, I'll curse Mr HTC, Mr Nokia, Mr Samsung and Mr Apple from the grave for adding a fucking speaker to 'smart(ass)phones' 

Loosely based on things that suck, I've been dying to share 2 quotes from the Twitter star Bree Olsen:

BreeOlson Bree Olson 

Got so drunk. Mexican took me on these trash bags fucked me. Left me laying there then about 10 of his friends came and fucked me too.

15 Jan

A day later.....

BreeOlson Bree Olson 

This one goes out to the one I love... This one goes out to the one I left behind...

16 Jan

Nuff said........