ePiSoDe 82: Birthday Blues (Part 2)

If you happen to be a Jehovah's witness, you're probably thinking that you should sell your worldly possessions and wait for judgement day, Terminator style with SkyNet et al.

'But those who hoped to witness the battle of Armageddon and the establishment of God's kingdom on earth will have go wait. Henceforth, any generation that experiences such calamities as war and plagues like AIDS could be the one to witness the end times. In short, the increasingly middle-class Witnesses would do well to buy life insurance.'
Source: Kenneth L. Woodward, Newsweek/December 18, 1995.

Not to pick on the Witnesses, but that's a pretty big fuck up. if i fucked up like that at work, i'd be fired. although, if i did that and i happened to work within the banking industry, i think i'd get a raise.