Can you please wash your hands after using the toilet/bathroom please? It only takes 20 seconds out of your tiny insignificant life. Fine, you can argue that you could have spent that extra 20 seconds jerking off to Hayden Panettiere, but remember every time you do that, Jesus cries a little.
Not really, Jesus doesn’t exist. Well, someone called Jesus probably exists somewhere in Mexico, probably jumping the border as we speak. Go Jesus Go!
What baffles me the most is that the biggest culprits seem to be people who should know better; whenever i go to a pretentious industry event, it’s the people in the nicest suits who seem to think that simply running their hands under some water with some soap is too much effort.
You’re rich you jerks, no excuse.
You’re rich you jerks, no excuse.
However, this isn’t as bad as what i discovered the other night. Not only do some of you women do the same, but apparently you also go to the toilet/bathroom together....... in the same cubical.......... TOGETHER!?!
Erm, really, that’s, erm, like, gross..... i would imagine this to be incredibly awkward, but apparently not! It sounds like you revel in it, as if its Christmas 1989 and you’ve just gotten the complete set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toys including the van, blimp and Technodrome.
Erm, really, that’s, erm, like, gross..... i would imagine this to be incredibly awkward, but apparently not! It sounds like you revel in it, as if its Christmas 1989 and you’ve just gotten the complete set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toys including the van, blimp and Technodrome.
Not everyone wants to catch the sexually contracted disease from the rough sex with your step father, so with that in mind, wash your freaking hands and stop going to the toilet/bathroom together.
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